PROPAGANDHI AUSTRALIAN TOUR, MAY 2011

Secret internal cables released early Monday morning by controversial whistle-blower website Wikileaks, have provoked an unprecedented 694-day debate in Australian Parliament.

The cables suggest, contrary to public pronouncements from the Gillard government, that the unbelievably good looking Canadian hard rock band Propagandhi have no time-line for withdrawal from their extremely unpopular mission in Australia.

Propagandhi have warned against handing over responsibility for security in Australia to any of the completely self-serving total assholes that tend to get involved in federal politics in the first place, insisting the transition must be tailored to the conditions on the ground.

Quoted in the heavily-redacted documents is Propagandhi’s Minister of Agriculture, Jordan D. Samolesky, who states that “Propagandhi will not abandon Australia. Propagandhi will not allow Australia to become a haven for terrorists. Propagandhi will remain engaged in Australia until everyone is either dead, maimed or incarcerated. Only then can democracy and freedom prevail. Now let us blaze!”

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Tour Dates:

Wed 18th May Corner Hotel Melbourne
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Fri 20th May The Brisbane Hotel Hobart
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Sat 21st May Adelaide UniBar
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Sun 22nd May Capitol Perth
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Tue 24th May Green Room Canberra
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Wed 25th May Bar On The Hill Newcastle
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Thu 26th May Metro Sydney
Tix from www.metrotheatre.com.au 02 9550 3666, www.ticketek.com.au 132 849

Fri 27th May Wollongong Uni Bar
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Sat 28th May Coolangatta Hotel
Tix from www.thecoolyhotel.com.au 07 5589 6888, www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545 and oztix outlets

Sun 29th May Hi Fi Brisbane
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